April 2011
I hate it when people talk:
- 1!k3 d!5
- liek diz
- LiKe ThIs
- like this: iLike, iWant, iAm
- lol like this lol like lol i’m sad lol :( lol
- lIKe_dIZ_lOL_WhO_nEEds_sPAcEz
- Like This Capitalizing Every Word
Seriously, why would you waste time typing all ugly.
Day 06: Five things you can’t live without.
1. Music. It’s like my air
2. I’Alla. Not necessarily a “thing” but I don’t see myself living w/o her!
3. Chapstick. I’d be a hot mess! My lips are too big to be goin’ chap
4. Hot sauce. Couldn’t eat w/o it!
5. Mary Jane. ‘Nuff said.
“It’s not about the hand that your dealt, but how you play your cards.”
—Ludacris
Ladies, if you want ..say it.
Have you ever been in “the moment” with a guy but everything is just happening too fast and you want IT to happen but you don’t want him to know, so you say “NO” when you actually DO want him to continue?
And it continues? & before you know it, the two of you are consensually engaging in intercourse.
This common scenario is the reason why certain guys feel the need to keep going after a girl says no, because there is a chance that it really means yes. So ladies please, for the sake of the safety of other women out there ..say NO only when you truly mean it and YES (or maybe) when you want it.
A little can go a long way, so let’s work together to make a change!
“Why am I like this? Why is winter cold?”
—Eminem
Day 05: Six songs that you’re addicted to.
I’m just gonna scroll through my 3,000+ songs on iTunes and pick 6 randoms that I love love love. Lord know’s I’m addicted to way more than 6 measly songs!
1. “Square Dance” Eminem
2. “P0P Yah” Plato O Plomo
3. “99 Problems” Jay-Z
4. “Ambitious Girl” Wale
5. “Haunted” Taylor Swift
6. “Gutter B*tch” Webbie
This is bs. I could never REALLY narrow it down to 6. The fuck?!
In the last few days or so...
two of my close friends broke up with their boyfriends. Both long term and very serious. It’s been tough seeing them so sad and trying to do everything to make ‘em feel better. They’re gettin’ better though, slowly but surely.
Sigh. Shoutout to all the women experiencing heartbreak. Stay up!
Day 04: Seven fears / phobias.
1. Failure.
2. Heartbreak.
3. Rape.
4. Driving next to big trucks.
5. Cacophobia
6. Loneliness
7. THE TRUTH
Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
#word.
“God gave you shoes to fit you, so put ‘em on and wear ‘em. Be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don’t ever let no one tell you, you ain’t beautiful.”
—Eminem
Day 03: Eight things that annoy you.
1. Endless text conversations. I’d much rather talk
2. Excessive and unnecessary pessimism (AKA hating)
3. Smacking
4. When girls have their hair dyed a certain color but their roots are still dark brown or black.
5. My father
6. People that aren’t black who say “nigga.” C’mon mannnn!
7. Liars!
8. The color baby blue. Yuck!!
Day 02: Nine things you do every day.
1. SMILE. I’m too blessed not to.
2. Argue with my dad. He just loves to call me talkin’ shit.
3. Use my MacBook. It’s like an extra limb
4. Talk to I’Alla. She’s my everything.
5. Shower.
6. Exercise. Must… look…. like…. Laura Dore….. =x
7. Chief
8. Go to school. Well, that’s 5x a week but got damn it sure feels like EVERY day.
9. Listen to music.
Everyone I follow
..is amazing! Seriously, you guys rock.
When niggas ask "send me a pic" .
the fuck i look like ?
you will what one day? lol
Sonic! lol.
Day 01: Ten random facts about yourself.
1. I LOVE Eminem. LOVE. I’d shave my head to meet that man, seriously.
2. Pink is my favorite color.
3. Dancing makes me happy.
4. Never been in love.
5. I lived in Kansas City for two months (Which happens to be the city Em was born in <3).
6. I’m lazy as fuck.
7. I’m addicted to spicy food. Jalapenos, hot sauce ..the whole shabang.
8. I’ve never seen snow.
9. I’m not gay, but I have dated girls =x
10. My family is extremely dysfunctional.
Five papers and an exam in less than 10 days.
I’m fucking drained dude. Worn out! Exhausted! All dat!
Man oh man.. these past couple weeks have been strenuous. Hopefully all of my hard work lately pays off! I’ll be damned if I don’t get the grades expected. A sista been puttin’ in WORK.
Celebration?
Normally I would, but I’m too tired to even celebrate. This weekend shall be a peaceful and relaxing one. It wiill most likely consist of I’Alla and maxxx grams. I’m goin’ to try to enjoy every minute before I’m forced to return BACK to school on Monday >:O
Four more weeks until summer vacay. Ahhh CAN’T WAIT!
Stuff Nigerian People Like →
stuffnigerianpeoplelike.com
The only Nigerian I ever talk to is my dad (ugh) so reading all this stuff was pretty interesting. Definitely can relate to some of it when I used to live with him.
The Real World Las Vegas
I haven’t watched the Real World since like 2003. This season is really good! I’m slightly stoked to find a show I actually like.
Any other suggestions of good shows?
Hug trees, then light ‘em.
“It’s not in my nature to make a commitment so let me breathe.”
—Lloyd Banks
Summer
Words can’t explain how stoked I am for this summer. This semester has been fun but I don’t like being this busy. These 19 units and my internship are pretty much taking over my life lol. Can’t wait till May 19th gets here.
“Summer dresses, margaritas & pretty girls” -Natasha Fryer
Can’t wait!
Gooooooz! whats up miss?
Hiya Lando. How have you been??
when i'm on facebook ...
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
Lol! This is why my Facebook is deactivated until further notice.
